Random Thought
“My wife is so ugly... A cannibal took one look at her and ordered salad.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Absent minded doctor!

A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal

thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to write with it.

Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said…

“Well that’s great, just great… some asshole’s got my pen!”

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