Random Thought
“I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Absentminded doctor!

A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.

He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?

In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims, – “Damn, some asshole has my pen!”

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