Random Thought
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Food in the face!

A man walked into a doctor’s office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his right ear, and a banana in his left ear.

“What’s wrong with me, Doc?” he asked.

The doctor took one glance and pronounced, “You’re not eating properly!”


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