Random Thought
“Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bed-ridden for weeks?”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Food in the face!

A man walked into a doctor’s office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his right ear, and a banana in his left ear.

“What’s wrong with me, Doc?” he asked.

The doctor took one glance and pronounced, “You’re not eating properly!”


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