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“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Onion balls!

While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing ball with an onion.

Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup.

“How’s your sex life?” the doctor asked.

“Pretty good, but I’ve had some strange side effects.”

“Like what?” the doctor asked anxiously.

“Well, every time I piss my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on.”

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