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PostHeaderIcon Quick dentistry!

The Cohens were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Cohen

made it clear he was in a big hurry.

“No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered. “No gas or needles or any of

that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”

“I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” said the dentist

admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?”

Mr. Cohen turned to his wife Becky. “Show him your tooth, Honey.”


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