Random Thought
“If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Swallowed contraceptive!

The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.

“Please, you have to come right over,” pleaded the distraught young mother.” My child has swallowed a contraceptive.”

The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.

“You don’t have to come over after all,” the woman said with a sigh of relief.

“My husband just found another one.”


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