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PostHeaderIcon Viagra!

Viagra has been a big boon to ‘stand up’ comedians.

Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra?

A man took twelve pills and his wife died.

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: “Oh, $40 a year isn’t too bad.”

..Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in

his throat and suffered from a stiff neck.

Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino?

One cup and you’re up all night.

How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb?

One little tablet, and it’s a whole new bulb.

Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland

– a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Rumor has it that when a truck carrying a load of Viagra slid off into the Ohio River, all the lift bridges suddenly went up.

New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan to pump it full of Viagra, and expect it to raise right up.

For years the medical professional has been looking after the ill, to make them better. Now, with Viagra, they’re raising the dead!

The difference between Niagara and Viagra?

Niagara Falls.


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