Random Thought
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon 20 Minute speech!

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious.

“What’s the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?” he demanded to know. “Half the audience walked out before I finished.”

The employee was baffled. “I wrote you a 20-minute speech,” he replied. “I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for.”

A pencil without an eraser may just as well be a pen!

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