Random Thought
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Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon A Boer and an Englishman!

A Boer and an Englishman were good friends who often visited each other on the Boers farm. one day the Englishman brought his English rose 17 year old daughter with him for a week-end visit.

The Boers 18 year old son was delighted and asked her out to the local dance in the town being held that Saturday night. She accepted and the two of them left in the Boers son’s bakkie.

The Boer and the Englishman visited over a bottle of brandy as usual and talked for most of the evening. Around midnight they watched the access road for signs of the returning youngsters.

When 1 a.m. arrived and the teenagers did not, the Englishman took to pacing the stoop outside the farm house. By four a.m. the Boer had joined him. Speechlessly they paced and observed the access road.

At around 6 a.m. the dark sky was tinged with a very pale pink hue as morning approached.

The Englishman turn to the Boer and said ” The dawn is nigh!”

The Boer promptly replied ” Ek weet die donners naai, maar waar?”

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