<South Africanisms>

A man was driving along a rural road in his beat up old Datsun 120Y,

when suddenly it broke down. He was parked on the side of the road trying

fix it, when a Porsche pulled up in front of him and offered to help.

After a few minutes the two men obviously weren’t going to get the old

car going again, so the Porsche driver offered to tow the Datsun to the

nearest garage.

A few minutes later the two had hitched up the old Datsun to the Porsche,

and they agreed that if the Porsche driver was going too fast, the man

should press the hooter and flash his lights to get him to slow down.

With that the two men got into their cars and the Porsche driver started

to pull away with the Datsun behind it.

At the first traffic light, a Ferrari pulled up beside the Porsche and

started to rev his engine provocatively. As soon as the light turned

green the Ferrari and the Porsche hit their accelerators and took off.

Before long the cars were racing at over 180 kmh. As the cars speed along,

they passed through a police speed trap. The officer couldn’t believe

his eyes when he saw the three cars go by, and he decided that he couldn’t

catch them all by himself, so he decided to radio for help: “Jislike Broer,

you won’t believe what I just saw! There’s this Ferrari and a Porsche doing

about 200 kmh side by side, and a moer se old Datsun behind them giving

lights and pressing his hooter trying to overtake…!”