Random Thought
“Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon A little male bashing!

Why do men become smarter during sex?

-Because they’re plugged into a genius.

Why don’t women blink during foreplay?

-They don’t have time.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?

-They won’t stop for directions.

Why did God put men on earth?

-Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.

Why don’t women have men’s brains?

-Because they don’t have penises to put them in.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

-They’re intended for children, but it’s the men who usually end up playing with them.

Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?

-Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.

Why do men masturbate?

-It’s sex with someone they love.

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

-So they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.

Why did God make men before women?

-You need a rough draft before you can make a final copy.

Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white?

-So he can tell if he’s coming or going.

How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?

-Nobody knows – it hasn’t happened yet.

There are 2 rules for success in life.

Rule #1: Never tell anyone everything you know.


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