Random Thought
“Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon A Texan and an Aussie!

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.

The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,”Oh!We have wheat fields that are at least twice at large!”

Then they walk around the ranch a little,and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle.The Texan immediately says,”We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”

The conversation has,meanwhile,almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.

He asks,”And what are those?”

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look,”Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”

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