Random Thought
“Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Ashes to ashes!

A women recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and bought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him onto the counter…..

Then she started talking to him and tracing her fingers in the ashes

She said “You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?” She answered by saying “I bought it with the insurance money!” Then she said “Irving, remember that new car you promised me?” She then said “Well, I bought that with the insurance money as well!”

Still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said “Irving, remember that blow job I promised you? Here it comes…..”

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