Random Thought
“Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Been drinking sir?!?

A man is driving happily along in his car when he’s pulled over by the police.

The policeman approaches him and asks “Have you been drinking Sir?”

“Why?” asks the man “Was I all over the road?”

“No” replies the policeman, “You were driving splendidly, it was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious.”


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