Random Thought
“There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Been drinking sir?!?

A man is driving happily along in his car when he’s pulled over by the police.

The policeman approaches him and asks “Have you been drinking Sir?”

“Why?” asks the man “Was I all over the road?”

“No” replies the policeman, “You were driving splendidly, it was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious.”

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