Random Thought
“How come when you first pull the drapery cord the drapes always move the wrong way?”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Been drinking sir?!?

A man is driving happily along in his car when he’s pulled over by the police.

The policeman approaches him and asks “Have you been drinking Sir?”

“Why?” asks the man “Was I all over the road?”

“No” replies the policeman, “You were driving splendidly, it was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious.”


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