Random Thought
“Have you ever considered how evil a chicken omelette is? They kill the chicken, chop it up and cook it inside their own babies... Too bad it\'s delicious.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Bending the tool!

A middle aged man was in the bathroom looking at his dick when his wife walked in.

“What are you doing Darling” she asked.

“Well”, he replied, “remember when I was in my teens and early twenties, I couldn’t even bend my dick one inch, even using both hands. Then when I got in my thirties, I could bend him just a little bit in the middle. And now here I am in my 40’s and I can twist him any which way I choose with hardly any effort. You know dear, I think I must be getting stronger with age”


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