Random Thought
“Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Blowjobs for tips!

A pretty young women named Jane had started a new job delivery pizzas at a

small parlor. When the shoppe received a call to deliver at 555 West Bloom

Road, three delivery girls started fighting over the call.

The manager looked at them and shook her head. “Hey ladies, let the new

girl go, she needs the tip.”

As Jane was getting into her car, one of the girls ran out to her. “Hey, I

just wanted to let you know that the old man that lives at 555 West Bloom

gives big tips for blowjobs. If you don’t give him one, he won’t even tip.

Jane shrugged and drove off.

She pulled up to the address and rang the doorbell. Taking the pizza, the

old man asked “How much do I owe you young lady?” Jane replied “$19.95

Sir.” He walked away and came back with exactly $19.95 and started to walk

away again.

Jane said loudly “But hey, don’t you want a blowjob?”

The man turned around, came back and unzipped his pants. After she was

finished, the old man started to walk away. “wait!” said Jane. “What about

my tip?”

The old man replied “I’m just the plumber, the owner didn’t give me a tip

for you. “


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