Random Thought
“Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Boasting odours!

A haggard old lady is riding in a posh hotel”s elevator.

On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on, smelling divine.

She arrogantly says to the old lady, “Georgio, $100 an ounce.”

On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on, smelling

lovely as well. She turns to the two other women and says, “Chanel,

$150 an ounce.”

The old lady”s floor is approaching and as the doors open, she looks

at the two young ladies, bends over, farts and says, “Broccoli, 49

cents a pound.”

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