Random Thought
“Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Boy & His Mom!

A boy told his mom, “I couldn’t sleep last night so I went into your room. Why were you jumping up and down on daddy?”

His mom said, “Well dear, I was pushing the air out of him.”

The boy replied, “Oh then you’re wasting your time. The lady next door blows him back up every day.”


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