Random Thought
“There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Boy & His Mom!

A boy told his mom, “I couldn’t sleep last night so I went into your room. Why were you jumping up and down on daddy?”

His mom said, “Well dear, I was pushing the air out of him.”

The boy replied, “Oh then you’re wasting your time. The lady next door blows him back up every day.”


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