Random Thought
“How come when you first pull the drapery cord the drapes always move the wrong way?”

Another Thought...

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A husband and wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard

work. The man was working hard cleaning the braai while his wife was

bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.

The man says to his wife, “Your rear end is almost as wide as this braai.”

She ignored the remark.

A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the

braai, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures

her rear end and gasps, “Geez, your butt really IS as wide as the braai!”

She ignores this remark as well.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky.

The wife calmly responds, “If you think I”m gonna fire up the braai for one

little sausage, you are sadly mistaken.”


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