Random Thought
“If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!!”

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PostHeaderIcon Brilliant new brothel!

George meets his best friend Michael in the street and is very excited. Asked why, George tells Michael that he has heard of a brilliant new brothel.

“Why is it brilliant?” asks Michael.

George says, “Well you go in there at 9am, have all the sex you can handle until 12:30, stop for a 3 course lunch, and have all the sex you can cope with until 4.30pm. Then you have chocolate cake and coffee and just as you leave they give you $500 in your hand!”

“Jesus!” says Michael. “Where is this place?”

George says “I don’t know, but I’ll ask my wife tonight when she comes home.”

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