Random Thought
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Brilliant new brothel!

George meets his best friend Michael in the street and is very excited. Asked why, George tells Michael that he has heard of a brilliant new brothel.

“Why is it brilliant?” asks Michael.

George says, “Well you go in there at 9am, have all the sex you can handle until 12:30, stop for a 3 course lunch, and have all the sex you can cope with until 4.30pm. Then you have chocolate cake and coffee and just as you leave they give you $500 in your hand!”

“Jesus!” says Michael. “Where is this place?”

George says “I don’t know, but I’ll ask my wife tonight when she comes home.”

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