Random Thought
“When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Car accident

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of

their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s

interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left,

but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should

meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days. The

man replied, “I agree with you completely.

The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is

completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants

us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the

bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks

half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it

back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?” The woman replies,

“No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”

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