Random Thought
“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Chaste Nudist!

A young girl hadn’t been feeling well, so she went to her family doctor. The doctor ran some tests and then told her she was pregnant.

The girl said, “I can’t be! The only men I’ve been around are nudists from my colony and we only practice sex with our eyes.”

“Well, my dear,” said the doctor. “Someone in that colony must be cockeyed.”


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