Random Thought
“A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Cheap hearing aid!

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he

felt unwilling to spend much money. “How much do they run?”

he asked the clerk.

“That depends,” said the salesman. “They run from $2.00 to

$2,000.”

“Let’s see the $2.00 model,” he said.

The clerk put the device around the man’s neck. “You just

stick this button in your ear and run this little string

down to your pocket,” he instructed.

“How does it work?” the customer asked.

“For $2.00 it doesn’t work,” the salesman replied. “But

when people see it on you, they’ll talk louder!”


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