Random Thought
“If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Counting Calories!

Rosy posing thoughtfully in the mirror says to Nina, “I

think I’m going to see a dietitian.”

Nina asked, “Why?”

Rosy answered, “‘Cause I need to know once and for all,

how many calories are in sperm!”

Thinking a minute, Nina said, “I really have no clue, but

if you are consuming that much of it, no guy is going to

care if you are a little chunky!”


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