Random Thought
“After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex I woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when I realised I had made it home safely.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Counting Calories!

Rosy posing thoughtfully in the mirror says to Nina, “I

think I’m going to see a dietitian.”

Nina asked, “Why?”

Rosy answered, “‘Cause I need to know once and for all,

how many calories are in sperm!”

Thinking a minute, Nina said, “I really have no clue, but

if you are consuming that much of it, no guy is going to

care if you are a little chunky!”


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