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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring, until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging.

Never smack a man who’s chewing tobacco.

Never kick a fresh cow pie on a hot day.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you’re out of good whiskey.

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.

Don’t worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think.

Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.

If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter, don’t be suprised if they learn their lesson.

There’s two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it in.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

A smart ass is always too big to fit in a saddle.

Never squat with your spurs on.


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