Random Thought
“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Creation of Woman!

Adam approaches God in the Garden of Eden.

Adam: “This garden is something else, but I’m lonely. How about a companion to spend my time with?”

God: “Tell you what. I’ll create the most supportive creature in the universe who will love, honour, obey, cook, clean, and satisfy your carnal desires. In exchange though, you need to surrender your two big toes, right pinkie, left ear, one eye, and all your hair. Deal?”

Adam, uneasy: “Can I sleep on it?”

God: “sure.”

The next day Adam approaches God with a pensive look on his face.

God: “Have you decided?”

Adam: “Yep. What can I get for a rib?”

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