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“You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.”

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PostHeaderIcon Dr. Ruth as a male!

Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing

that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next

best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can

bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college

roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive,

maybe you should let him be with your friends without

you. If you’re still not sure then just perform oral

sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about

it.

Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great

glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow

you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he

loves you. The best thing to do is To thank him by performing it

twice a day then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be

encouraged. The Man is a hunter and he needs to prove his

prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a

great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home.

Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man

being away for a day or two (it’s a great time to clean the house too)!

just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home.

the best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to

perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband doesn’t know where my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you

must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best

friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing

this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift.

To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him

and cook him a delicious meal.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should

seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is

very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be

available to your husband on demand with no pesky

requests for foreplay. What this means is that

you do not love your man as much as you should;

He should never have to workto get you in the mood.

Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to

him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and

goes to sleep without giving me one.

A: I’m not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you’ve

forgotten to cook him a nice meal.


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