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“I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.”

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PostHeaderIcon Drinks for sex!

A couple was having trouble conceiving a child, so they went to a doctor.

He examined them, and concluded that the problem was one of insufficient

penetration. He suggested to the man that they try the rear-entry

position. The man said, “What is that?”

The doctor replied, “Just watch the dogs and do like they do.”

The man said, “My wife is very shy and she won’t do that.”

The doctor replied, “Try giving her a cocktail or two and she will lose

all inhibition.”

Some while later, the doctor met the man, pushing a baby carriage. “I see

it worked!” the doctor said.

“Yes it did Doc, but now the problem is … my wife is an alcoholic!”

“How did that happen?” the doctor asked.

“Well, every time we did it … it took seven or eight drinks just to get

her out into the front yard!”

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