Random Thought
“Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Drive Through ATM!

New Drive Through Cash Machines

To enable new users to use this facility, the following procedures have been drawn up.


  1. Drive up to cash machine.

  2. Roll down car window.

  3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

  4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

  5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

  6. Roll up window.

  7. Drive off.


  1. Drive up to cash machine.

  2. Put car in reverse and back up to required distance to align car window to machine.

  3. Restart stalled engine.

  4. Roll down car window.

  5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passengers seat to locate card.

  6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

  7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from car.

  8. Insert card.

  9. Re-insert card the right way up.

  10. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

  11. Enter PIN.

  12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

  13. Enter amount of cash required.

  14. Check make-up in rear view mirror.

  15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

  16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

  17. Place receipt in back of cheque book.

  18. Re-check make-up again.

  19. Drive forward 10 feet.

  20. Put car in reverse and back up to cash machine.

  21. Retrieve card.

  22. Re- empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into slot.

  23. Re-check make-up

  24. Restart stalled engine and pull out.

  25. Drive for 3 or 4 miles.

  26. Release hand brake.

Comments are closed.