Random Thought
“Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Drunk old man!

An elderly man was headed home in his car one evening, swerving and weaving on the road, when he was stopped by a policeman.

“Have you been drinking tonight, sir?” the policeman asked.

“Well, I may have had a pint or two.” The man replied, smiling. “Why do you ask?”

“Sir, your wife fell out of the car about a mile back.”

“Oh, thank goodness,” the man exclaimed. “I thought I’d gone deaf!”

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