Random Thought
“In the '60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Drunk old man!

An elderly man was headed home in his car one evening, swerving and weaving on the road, when he was stopped by a policeman.

“Have you been drinking tonight, sir?” the policeman asked.

“Well, I may have had a pint or two.” The man replied, smiling. “Why do you ask?”

“Sir, your wife fell out of the car about a mile back.”

“Oh, thank goodness,” the man exclaimed. “I thought I’d gone deaf!”


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