Random Thought
“If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!!”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Drunk old man!

An elderly man was headed home in his car one evening, swerving and weaving on the road, when he was stopped by a policeman.

“Have you been drinking tonight, sir?” the policeman asked.

“Well, I may have had a pint or two.” The man replied, smiling. “Why do you ask?”

“Sir, your wife fell out of the car about a mile back.”

“Oh, thank goodness,” the man exclaimed. “I thought I’d gone deaf!”


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