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PostHeaderIcon Element Man!

Element Name: MAN

Symbol: XY

Atomic Weight: (180 +/-50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of

shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.

Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable

to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can

get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself.

Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged

period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source.

Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes

and begins to smell.

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