Random Thought
“When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Farmer Bill and the old lady!

One day, farmer Bill was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He

stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil. Then,

he stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a

goose. However, he now had a problem, how to carry all of his purchases

home?

The livestock dealer said: “Why don’t you put the anvil in the bucket,

carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the

goose in your other hand?”

“Hey, thanks!” the farmer said, and off he went.

While walking he met a little old lady who told him she was lost. She

asked: “Can you tell me how to get to 123 Town Road?”

The farmer said: “Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 132 Town Road.

Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time”

The little old lady said: “How do I know that when we get in the alley you

won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?”

The farmer said: “Holy smokes lady, I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two

chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up

against the wall and do that?”

The lady said: “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the

anvil on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.”


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