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PostHeaderIcon Female Bashing

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first?

The dog of course… at least he’ll shut up after you let him in.

All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can

tell them apart.

What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman that won’t do what she’s told.

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was

Always.

I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to

interrupt her.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the

same.

Scientists have discovered one certain food that diminishes a

woman’s sex drive by 90%…wedding cake


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