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“My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Getting a Goatee

A sex-starved wife is fed up with her boozy husband. Every night he

comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away. It comes to a point where

she hasn’t had a good shag for over a year and is considering divorce.

After another night in the pub, she decides to confront him when he

gets home. When he staggers through the front door, before she can have a

go at him, he coos “Baby, get upstairs to the bedroom”.

She can’t believe it – at last he’s going to give her one. They get

to the bedroom and he rips off her clothes. “now darling do a hand-stand

against the full length mirror on the wall”. “Hmmm,” she thinks “KINKY. I

like it.”

She does the hand-stand and her hubby pulls her legs apart and puts

his chin on her pussy.

“The boys down the pub were right,” he says, “a Goatee WOULD suit me!”

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