Random Thought
“When kleptomania gets really bad, just take something for it.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Getting up to pee!

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. The doctor asked if he was

still waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. “Yes,” says

George. “But God has made it better for me. He knows my eyesight is going,

so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I”m done!”

“Wow,” commented Dr. Smith. “That”s really something.”

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George”s wife.

“Thelma,” he said, “George is doing just fine physically, but has he been

saying any strange things to you lately?

He mentioned that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the

bathroom at night.

Thelma exclaimed, “That old fool! He”s been peeing in the refrigerator

again!”


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