Random Thought
“Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Girl after date!

Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair.

“Sally, ” she said, “you didn’t tell me you were going to a wedding.”

“I didn’t, Mom,” Sally replied. “I was giving a blowjob to a Chinese guy and he puked on me!”


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