Random Thought
“Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Girl after date!

Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair.

“Sally, ” she said, “you didn’t tell me you were going to a wedding.”

“I didn’t, Mom,” Sally replied. “I was giving a blowjob to a Chinese guy and he puked on me!”

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