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Random Thoughts

  • If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

  • Anyone know the Capital of Bulemia?

  • A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times more memory!

  • Thank You For Pot Smoking!!

  • Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

  • There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

  • You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

  • I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

  • Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

  • Some people kiss with their eyes closed. Too bad they marry the same way.



A man and his wife quareled and had a fight.  After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom.
A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom and only to find the wife busy packing her suitcase.
He asked “You are packing! Where are you going??”
She answered “To my mother!”
The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure  leather suitcase and started packing his clothes.
The wife angrily stared at him and said “You are packing! Where are you going?”
He replied ” Oh ya! I am going to my  mother!”
The wife “To your mother! And what about the children! Who is going to look after them?”
The man “You are going to your mother! Fine.  I am also going to my mother. The children also should go to their mother”