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PostHeaderIcon Grandmother too!

Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and held it up.

“All the ladies down on the floor,” one handsome robber commanded.

“My grandmother too?” the little girl asked.

“Yes, your grandmother too!”

“All the ladies on the floor, pull up your dresses.”

“My grandmother too?”

“Yes, your grandmother too! All ladies will now remove their panties.”

“Surely you don’t mean my grandmother too?” asked the little girl.

Becoming angry, the handsome robber shouted, “YES, YOUR GRANDMOTHER TOO! Now, all the ladies on the floor are to spread their legs apart.”

When the little girl started to ask if her grandmother was included, her grandmother snarled, “YOU HEARD WHAT THE MAN SAID!”

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