Random Thought
“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Gun Shop!

Gun Shop Owner: “Hi, How can I help you?”

Client: “I’m lookin’ for a gun.”

Owner: “What kind of gun are you lookin’ for?”

Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): “That one looks about right.”

Owner: (very surprised): “Why do you need a .44 magnum?”

Client: “It’s for shootin’ at cans.”

Owner: (pointing at a small handgun): “Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans.”

Client: (pointing again at the .44): “Nah, I need this one.”

Owner: “OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?”

Client: “Mexi-CANS…….Puerto Ri-CANS……..Afri-CANS….”

A funny sign in the window of a home cookin’ restaurant in Phoenix, AZ “The best piece of chicken you’ll ever get without being a rooster!”

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