Random Thought
“Why is it that banks always make it sound like you are so lucky that they have extended your credit limit? I mean it's not like I won a prize, but more like extra bullets for my gun in a game of Russian Rolette...”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Here kitty kitty kitty!

This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can’t get any from her husband. So he gives her some pills and says “they are experimental pills, put two into his coffee and see what happens”.

So she does and the next morning come back and says “the sex was great what if I use ten?”

And the docter replied “they are experimental pills so try it and see what happens”.

So the next day she comes back and says “the sex was better, can I put the whole bottle in and see what happens.

The next morning a little boy walks up and says. “my mother’s dead, my sister’s pregnant, my arse hurts like hell and my father is sitting in the corner saying here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.”


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