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“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an aeroplane: Either you have diarrhoea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Hiding a love bite!

A married man had a secretary that was a sweet young thing, and so he decided to “work late” one night and take this girl to dinner. He called his wife to tell her and she said, “Okay, no problem.”

After dinner with the secretary, it was obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had “swinging from the chandelier” sex for two hours.

The man went to the bathroom to straighten his clothing for the trip home when he noticed a huge love-bite on his neck. He immediately fell into a state of panic, and he had NO idea what to tell his wife, but he knew he must be getting home as it was getting quite late. After knocking on the door, he heard the dog come barking and scratching at the door to greet him. He thought “Aha!!” and entered the house, fell to the carpet and pretended to fight off the affectionate dog. Holding his neck with one hand he walked into the living room and exclaimed, “Honey! Look at what the dog did to my neck!”

She looked up, ripped open her blouse and said, “That’s nothing, look at what he did to my breasts!!”


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