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“Some mornings I wake up grumpy, other mornings I just let her sleep!”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Highschool Sweethearts!

There was once a pair of high school sweethearts. When they graduated, they

wanted to go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the

east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to

each other and spend any time they could together.

As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and

when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed

her, she took days to return his messages.

Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn’t want to do

this and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love.

Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him

off her back.

So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her giving her new

boyfriend a blow job and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, ‘I

found a new boyfriend, leave me alone.’

Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed.

So…he wrote on the back of the photo: ‘Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time

at college, please send more money!’ and mailed the picture to her parents.


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