Random Thought
“Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Hired Hand!

The hired hand always wanted to get at the beautiful daughter, but someone was always around. Then one day the farmer’s wife went into town, leaving the girl to do the cooking. The hired man played it cool until around midmorning, then he casually told the farmer, “I’m starved. Think I’ll run in the house and eat a few eggs.”

Once inside the kitchen, he grabbed the girl who was more than willing, and laid her on the breakfast table. He was really giving it to her when they heard her father’s footsteps heading for the house. The two young lovers dashed to hide in the pantry, but in his haste the hired man shot his load all over the table.

The farmer came inside, saw the mess, grabbed a spoonful, put it in his mouth, and said, “Mmmm, Mmmm…these youngsters always waste the best part of an egg!”

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