Random Thought
“College is like a woman: You work so hard to get in, and nine months later, you wish you had not come.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon If you’re a bear!

If you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but

sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that, too.

If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.

You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out

of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

I wanna be a bear.


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