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“I was born intelligent - education ruined me.”

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PostHeaderIcon I’m Glad I’m A Man!

I’m glad I”m a man, you better believe.

I don’t eat yoghurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.

I don’t bitch to my friends about the size of my breasts.

I can get where I want to north, south, east or west.

I don’t get wasted after only 2 beers, and when I do drink I don”t end up

in tears.

I won’t spend hours deciding what to wear.

I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.

And I don’t go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from Every

direction.

I don’t whine in public and make us leave early, and when you ask why, Get

all bitter and surly.

I’m glad I”m a man, I’m so glad I could sing.

I don’t have to sit around waiting for that ring.

I don”t gossip about friends or stab them in the back.

I don’t carry our differences into the sack.

I’ll never go psycho and threaten to kill you or think every guy out

there’s trying to steal you.

I’m rational, reasonable, and logical too.

I know what the time is and I know what to do.

And I honestly think its A privilege for me to have these two balls and

stand when I pee.

I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.

It’s more fun than dealing with women after all.

I won’t cry if you say it’s not going to work.

I won’t remain bitter and call you a jerk.

Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.

I won’t assume it’s permanent by any measure.

Yes, I’m so very glad I’m a man, you see.

I’m glad I’m not capable of child delivery.

I don’t get all bitchy every 28 days.

I’m glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.

I’m a man by chance and I’m thankful it’s true.

I’m so glad I’m a man and not a woman like you!


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