Random Thought
“My friend is engaged in a major custody battle. His wife doesn't want him and his mother won't take him back.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon In charge of supplies!

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy,”You’re in charge of sweeping.”

To the Scotsman he says, “You’re in charge of shoveling.”

And to the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of supplies.”

He then says, “Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to

make a dent in that there pile.”

So the foreman goes away for a couple hoursand when he returns, the pile of

sand is untouched.

He asks the Italian, “Why didn’t you sweep any of it?”

The Italian replies, “I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella that

he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda

finda him nowhere.”

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, “And you, I thought I told you

to shovel this pile.”

The Scotsman replies, “Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel!

Ye left th’ Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnayfin’ him

either.”

The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look

for the Chinese guy …Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the

pile of sand and yells…

SUPPLIES!!


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