Random Thought
“Going to war over religion: You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Jumbo Jet meal!

A man looked at the menu at the airport restaurant, and saw that the sandwiches were named for planes. “I’ll have a ‘jumbo jet,'” he said.

When the order arrived, he was disappointed to see how small his burger was, but he ate it anyway. He called his waiter over. “Was that the ‘jumbo jet?'” he asked.

“Yeah,” the waiter answered. “Went pretty fast, didn’t it?”

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