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PostHeaderIcon Keeping quite!

Two men went hunting. Joe had been hunting all his life, but Steve was

hunting for the first time.

Joe told Steve to sit down and not make a sound. So he did.

But when Joe got 100 yards away, he heard a scream. “I thought I told

you to be quiet!” he said.

“Well, I was when the snake bit me,” said Steve. “And I was when the

bear attacked me… but when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg

and said, ”Should we eat these nuts here or take them with us,” I screamed.”

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