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Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Knowing foreign languages!

A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Boksburgers are waiting.

“Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks.

The two Boksburgers just stare at him.

“Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?” he tries.

The two continue to stare.

“Parlare Italiano?” No response.

“Hablan ustedes Espanol?” Still nothing.

The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.

The first Boksburger turns to the second and says, “Y’know, maybe we should learn a foreign language.”

“Why?” says the other. “That guy knew four languages, and it didn’t do him any good.”


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