Random Thought
“I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Lifespans!

On the first day God created the cow. God said, “You

must go to the field with the farmer all day long and

suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to

support the farmer I will give you a life span of

sixty years.”

The cow said, “That’s a kind of a tough life you want

me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years

and I’ll give back the other forty.”

And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said,

“Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at

anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a

life span of twenty years.”

The dog said, “That’s too long to be barking. Give me

ten years and I’ll give back the other ten.”

So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey. God said,

“Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh.

I’ll give you a twenty year life span.”

Monkey said, “How boring, monkey tricks for twenty

years? I don’t think so. Dog gave you back ten, so

that’s what I’ll do too,okay?”

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, “Eat,

sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy,

enjoy. I’ll give you twenty years.”

Man said, “What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell

you what,I’ll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave

back, and the ten dog gave back and the ten monkey

gave back. That makes eighty, okay?”

“Okay,” said God. “You’ve got a deal.”

So that’s why for the first twenty years we eat,

sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the

next forty years we slave in the sun to support our

family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to

entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten

years we sit in front of the house and bark at

everybody.


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